TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have finally resolved their boring melodrama of a divorce settlement. Except actually, nothing's really been resolved (except the amount of K-Fed's palimony checks) since Brit can—and will—appeal to the courts seeking full custody of the kiddies.

K-Fed is pulling in 15K a month from Britney for child support. He's also getting 20 grand a month in spousal support, but that's based on the prenup, and it appears the alimony gravy train will come to a screeching halt in November.

As for custody, we've learned it will stay at 50/50. It's amazing disso-queen Wasser was able to get a 50/50 custody split given Brit's craziness, which included wild partying, erratic behavior and a stint in rehab. This type of custody arrangement is typically reserved for a stable couple.

Congratulations, K-Fed. Guess The Simpsons Movie isn't the only thing raking in the dough (or should we say "d'oh?")* this week! Now, all that's left to do is sign above the dotted line (next to the greasy fried chicken stain) thereby relinquishing your rights to full custody, bestowing equal decision-making power on a follically-impaired rehab veteran and ensuring they make an E! True Hollywood story about your fucked-up kids by the year 2010.

* No, no we shouldn't.