Bad news, eggs. There are only a few more years left, and we decided to spend that time “having a good time” with the straights and developing close friendships with the gays. So yeah, looks like fertilization isn’t in our immediate future. But on the plus side, we couldn’t really make a profit off of it anyway.

Maternal grandmothers aren’t happy with this plan, and neither are PR people:

Jossip,

Match.com is offering bloggers a chance to use Match.com through a three month trial membership and post about their experiences as they go. Would any of your writers be interested in this trial membership?

This is a great chance for you to expand your dating possibilities by tapping into Match’s 15 million members. You can search, flirt, and connect with other Match.com members through Match.com Mobile or online. As you explore Match.com’s services and connect with other eligible singles, share your experiences with the readers of Jossip.

If you are interested in more information or the trial Match.com membership, feel free to contact me.

Thank you so much for your time.

We don’t judge online dating. Meeting people is hard, especially for the short and ugly. We kid! We're not above meeting anyone, anywhere.

But we’re not interested in meeting people like Jesse McCartney, who has decided to promote his new CD by announcing that he’s using JDate. Much like Murray Hill, dating as public relations just isn't our scene.