Remember yesterday when we told you about Sheryl Crow's latest "Stop Global Warming" crusade, in which she asks that everyone limit their toilet paper usage to merely a single square?
Well, apparently not everyone appreciated her 'holier than thou' attitude. Yesterday, Rosie shot back by asking Crow, "have you seen my ass?"* and today, the NY Post totally blows up Crow's spot by revealing her penchant for tractor trailers (which are really bad for the environment!) and an insatiable appetite for booze (which is irrelevant, but still highly amusing!)
SHERYL Crow should eat crow. The save-the-environment rocker who's on a "Stop Global Warming College Tour" with Laurie David and just proposed a limit on toilet paper usage is a big gas-guzzler. Her performance rider demands for each show include three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars for her entourage, TheSmokingGun.com reports. She also insists on 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, six bottles of "local" beer and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." Crow's flack said the rider was "an old one from 10 years ago" but declined to show us a current one.
We say, give Sheryl a break. Sure, she may be slightly hypocritical, but all she wants to do is have some fun! And so what if her idea of fun involves diesel fuel and Australian Cabernet and inadequate amounts of TP?
*Worst. Mental image. Ever.
Editorial Director
What happened to the— Don't- worry-be- happy- kum -bi -ya- my- lord "All I wanna do is have some fun" girl next door? Growing up was optional, growing old wasn't: She turned forty-five . That's what. Toilet paper….global warming…she's certainly talking sh#@! It may look like she's doing nothing, but at the cellular level she's really quite busy. Someday, Sheryl will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
As Crow starts believing her own crap, her third eye and turd eye are becoming one—-Shift Happens! She is about to jump the shark. She's s a great singer, but her brainpower is Angel Soft menopausal. She thought she was going to leave a mark on this world…She'll probably leave a stain. For now, it's like an Alcatraz (sic) around her neck. Every word that comes out of Miss Fruit Loops mouth is a life sentence bowl of stupidity.Why should she waste her time reliving the past with the Lance drama when she can spend it worrying about the future, and her global warming mentos and coke science project she found out about on YouTube.
She is the singer who had a number one hit– "Every time you hear the roll of thunder, turn around before the lightning strikes." Interesting, since lightening comes BEFORE thunder. Obviously a real rocket scientist. She, Brad "green New Orleans/ pilot of a private plane" Pitt and Leo DiCaprio should get a caravan going with their private jets to kick off this Save the Earth movement in style.
I'm sure the toilet paper issue is completely fine for her, since her sh*t doesn't smell.
I can't help but wonder exactly HOW are we supposed to use one square of toilet paper to get the job done.
Has this woman NEVER had Mexican food?
Seriously, if she drinks that much she's gonna need more than ONE square of TP.
wOw. You peeps aren't really taking this seriously, are you? It may not be the !st, but it's still April, fools.
That crew(*) requirement list is outdated (1998).
(*) 30 persons