SeamlessWeb, for which we rely on for a good 65 percent of our sustenance, never misses an opportunity to plug its food delivery service.

See how it's raining, out there, through the window? SeamlessWeb did, so now they're "herding animals." It's Noah's Arc, y'all!

This might be one of those 40 days/nights type rains, so just to be safe we’re gathering up two of every animal we can find, which means we're set for pigeons and squirrels.

Anyway, while we’re out there working, you should try your best to stay dry by ordering on SeamlessWeb today. But if you happen to come across a pair of miniature horses let us know. We like those….