Horatio Sanz fell into that "fat funny guy on Saturday Night Live" that always seemed to be hazardous for its occupants health. John Belushi, Chris Farley, and their drug/alcohol problems automatically come to mind. But by the beginning of the new millennium, Lorne Michaels seemed to have learned his lesson, and picked an actor who, while not quite shining like Belushi or Farley, seemed a lot more emotionally stable.
But what has Horatio been doing since he left SNL in 2006? Exercising and eating at Subways, apparently.
Are you guys ready for the "after" pic? You are definitely not ready:
Seriously, you would not kick Horatio out of bed in the morning, ever since he lost upwards of 100 pounds. Damn, just when we were getting used to Seth Rogan as a sex symbol, too.
Pirates Come Back for Second Round of Whoop-Ass (21)
· weezy says: “Gays and blacks like Obama, that’s pretty much it. Military LOVES Rush, and... »
· Rhonda says: They don’t always respect command, ever heard of the F U salute, soldiers hated... »
· bam-a-lam says: @Rhonda: The military always respects the President, no matter who he/she is. The... »
Bald A-Hole Joe the “Plumber” Now Stealing from Ignorant Poor People (39)
· weezy says: “Obama said, well I’m going to tax your earnings and give it to losers who... »
· Rhonda says: Bam, No one picked “Joe the Plumber” he asked Obama a guestion, Obama blew... »
· bam-a-lam says: “Joe the Plumber” really is a pretty bad spokesman. He’s not a... »
Obama Puppy Now Fielding Your Questions (67)
· whitney says: I didn’t have enough patience to read all of the pages of comments. PETA is... »
The Bigoted, Illiterate Tea Party Goons Gallery (106)
· weezy says: i hope all of those people protesting make 250K and above and will not take any stimulus... »
Despite Glenn Beck’s Support, Texas Will Never Secede (38)
· weezy says: @bam-a-lam: #18 brilliant post!!! #26 getreal: i agree. i think we should all get... »
GretaWire Wire (14)
· Rhonda says: Obama continues on his America Sucks 09 apology tour. Chavez and Obama looked pretty... »
Actually Seth Rogan has lost a ton of weight too!
What a change!!! He's acturally quite handsome. Good for him, losing 100 pounds.
Holy shit. He's cute!
Wow, funny and cute, good for him.
Good for him! That's great! He's a good guy. But what is he doing now, entertainment-wise, career-wise, to earn a living, to pay the bills? What's he been doing since 2006? Anyone know, for certain? Thanks.
Holy moley! He's HOT!!!
Foxy!
Good Lord, he's handsome!! And I'm a lesbian!
I hope he's still funny.
WOW, good job for him, man! This makes me want to go back to South Beach.
OMG. Horatio Sanz just blew my mind!
He looks fab. I just hope he lost it the healthy way.
Looks great, now let's see if he's able to actually read his lines without bursting into laughter.
Um, now looks distinguished and gorge. Wow. Just, wow. Bet he's getting some fine tail. Or, I wonder if he's still in that "I think I'm still fat" phase. Whatever. Horatio: YOU ARE HAWT.
PS - Continued pics of Horatio please. I'd like to watch this story unfold. And on that note, Horatio: Despite my earlier comment ("YOU ARE HAWT"), please, really, PLEASE, do not start dating a fake titted, fake haired, fake wrinkle free faced douchebag of a woman/woman who thinks she's a girl and/or playboy bunny. Cuz we will retract our increased adoration. Plus, I always loved your nose.
And while I'm momentarily obsessing, he MAY IN FACT be in the "I think I'm still fat phase." Exhibit A: untucked, over sized shirt. Horatio: It's OK. We'll wait for you while you get your bearings.