It's been a confusing weekend. First, we saw actor/comedian Stephen Colbert appear on Meet the Press and make a complete mockery of the presidential campaign simply by appearing to go about it in earnest. Then we saw the author of "Harry Potter" shock millions (and, undoubtedly, offend the sensitive ears of the Christian right) by "confessing" that her fictional headmaster prefers the company of wizards to witches.

So we were more than a little bit relieved to stumble upon a beacon of normalcy in this otherwise topsy-turvy existence: "Kid Rock has been arrested in Atlanta in connection with a fight at a waffle house."

And suddenly, the world (almost) makes sense again.