"Have you seen baby Shiloh?" wonders a concerned citizen/stalker over at Life & Style. "Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's adorable daughter was last spotted on Oct. 7, when Brad lifted her into the air at the Waldorf-Astoria hotel in New York City." (Strange! We were always told that what goes up, must eventually come down!)
Perhaps she's floated away to a strange, exotic land where celebrity children are left alone to play and prosper without ever having to learn the words "evil paparazzi scum?" Or perhaps she's merely hibernating, or hanging out with the Lindbergh baby?*
Or, quite possibly, she's still sulking over those bitchy remarks her anti-Aryan mother made earlier in the week about how biological spawn Shiloh is, like, "the outcast of the family" and is "in no way a threat" to the other children.
Which is basically just polite adult-speak for "Give it up, Non-Third-Worlder. You'll never be Mommy's Favorite."
*Who, much like the the original Radioactive Man, is 75 years old and he's dead.
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I hate this industry. Life & Style wants another Rumer Willis?
Ewwww…The people who write for life and style sound creepy. I don't want to use the big dirty "Pedo" word, but their concern is bordeline disturbing.
Angelina never made those outcast comments. It was made up from a cheap brit tabloid who is well known over here in Britain for making everything up. As usual anything negative always gets the more attention no matter how little truth there is in it. As for Life and style their obsession with this couple and their children is beyond weird and is now bordering on creepy.
Um, who's the pedoohile over at Lies & Shit? This has been going on for close to three years their obsession with the J-P's and just increased in intensity once Shiloh was born. They're sick MOFO's over there
Um, I hope she's not hanging out with the Lindbergh baby - they found him dead!
Does anyone ever bother to check sources anymore
I agree with the comment that L&S has some disturbing obsession with Brangelina and specifically Shiloh. Who the hell do these so called "writers" think they are? They think Brangelina owes Shiloh to the public? Fack off. She's a baby. Leave her the hell alone. Seriously, it does border on some sick pedo fascination that they need to put this baby on a cover of a magazine again and again and again. Plus, if it's not Shiloh it one of their other kids. Call the F.B.I.
Did she make the blob comment? Or was that made up too. She's never photographed with that poor baby, she probably thinks here nanny is her mom.
Shiloh the "blob". Shiloh the "outcast". We'll "crap out 7 or 9 more kids". Don't you get the feeling these children are pawns to these two deeply insecure individuals?.
No, No. 9, I never do get that feeling. They seem like what they are most likely, compassionate, good people and good parents who have made it a point to do good work, and think about those less fortunate…
…instead of doing what some whiny pity-party throwing fame-whoring homely losers have made into a part time job, which would be; weekly mani-pedis, hair bleaching, diamond skin peel, restylane treatment and 'deviated septum' surgery.
If you want to talk about insecure No.9, you need look no further than some syndicated cable channel running her ensemble mid 1990's glory days cheesey azz'd sit-com.