CNN reports that the glossy celeb tabs may be willing to pay up to $3 million for snaps of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's baby. And when the second Christ comes, "the press" (otherwise known at paparazzi) are prepare to launch a holy war against this whole crazy "privacy" request.
Griffin said he doesn't have any staff in Namibia, located along Africa's coast between Angola and South Africa. He noted the country's desert conditions aren't conducive for paparazzi tactics.
"There's only sand and scrub there — no place to hide," he said.
We bet if these photogs just called the CIA, they could get some tips on capturing the photograph of Brangelina Jesus. Our college study Bible did say something about needing to hide during the second coming. Plus this photo is guarenteed to be good for the economy.
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Think about it, it's gonna be a bloody case of the lions eat camera men tonight if they do invade.. Her guards and keepers are with their own laws and have posted signs of keep out.. they are on the alert for intruders, kidnappers and.. it's a game preserve they are hiding on.. so, oopsie.. the gate to the lions den was accidently left open, or we put them in the cage for a while to cool off? Nasty stuff can happen on foreign soil.