
ELLEgirl (Or is it elleGIRL? Keep forgetting!) is that Hachette Filipacchi tween mag that killed its print version but, in a bout of separation anxiety, insisted on keeping the dot-com alive. It's also the website that's asking you to vote for the next Miley Cyrus, that human Disney brand.
Because it's a PG site, the poll actually asks you to pick among "12 teens who have what it takes to be the next It Girl," including Haley Joel Osment's sister Emily (left), iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove, and Missy Elliot music video breakdancer Alyson Stoner (right, from back then).
But what they're really asking is: Which rising tween starlet is going to be the next to skank it up for a magazine? It's going to be a tough call if you haven't read J-14 lately.
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