That Jitney ride putting a damper on your Hamptons weekend? Traffic too unruly that your desire to party at The Estate has suddenly disappeared? You're in luck: U.S. Helicopter, which you know for ferrying your time mismanagement butt to JFK and back in 8 minute, now offers a 35 minute jaunt to East Hampton Airport. Cost? A mere $799 each way, which you can swallow in a half hour of bottle service alone.