And America's Next Top Model is…Ok, fine, we won't spoil it for you. But we will give you a couple hints:

Hint 1: Like all prospective winners, she's too old, too fat and not nearly Brazilian enough to make it in the cutthroat world of modeling.

Hint 2: She's about to fade into obscurity somewhere (much like recent winners Jaslene, Danielle and Caridee) only to be periodically trotted out for degrading cameos on ANTM sponsored runway shows and Tyra's daytime gabfest.

That should totally help narrow it down, although the super curious can click here for the answer.

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