Congratulations, Rumer Willis. The spawn of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis will be Miss Golden Globe 2008.

While it might not seem like a big deal that Rumer Willis will be handing “you’re probably going to win the Oscar” awards, E! insists that it is. And if E! doesn’t know about these things, who would?

What marks this appointment as a milestone in Rumer's progress as celebutante is that it stands as an official admission of ambition.

Previous red carpet runs may have been simply a matter of tagging along after her more famous friends. And maybe she just took those bit parts to further family togetherness. But putting on an evening gown and mingling with the glitterati onstage before a camera? That's incontrovertible proof that Rumer Willis wants to be famous.

To be fair, Rumer’s two choices in life are to be famous or become a “regular person” who is still best known as the daughter of Bruce and Demi. Sure, answering for the thousandth time that it wasn’t her inside her mom on the Vanity Fair cover would get tiresome. But what’s the alternative? All other made-up celebrities end up in jail. Even if Rumer avoids DUI charges, a life of ridicule isn’t worth all the free gift bags.

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