The only thing we love more than deep-tissue massages are hot stone massages. But, apparently, there's someone out there even more passionate about his full body rub-downs! In today's Whodunit, Gatecrasher continues to trace the history of the Manhandling Masseuse, while Page Six confounds us with lesbian legislators, bald billionaires and speed-happy starlets. (Oh, the alliteration!)

Think you know which married actor can't keep his hands to himself? How about the follically impaired billionaire has been getting around with a cane (and possibly just "getting around?") If you've got the scoop—or even just a harebrained theory—let us know Whodunit!

Someone with experience of our often-cited massage-therapist-loving Hollywood star writes in with a description of exactly how he hits on them: "He tells the therapist that he's had so many massages he's become an expert - then tries to get him on the table so he can massage him."

WHICH state legislator is about to come under heavy fire from gay activists because she's not supporting the gay marriage bill? They say that although her legal residence is in Brooklyn, she really lives with her lesbian partner in Manhattan . . . WHICH rehabbed starlet was in for addictions even worse than alcohol and cocaine? She's still battling a crystal meth habit . . . WHICH bald billionaire had friends worried because he was walking with a cane? He laughed off speculation he threw out his back while overexerting himself one night in the sack.