After yesterday's stumper about the picture-perfect Hollywood couple, we weren't sure if we even wanted to take a crack at today's blind item. And yet, here it is!

Which pretty actress just chopped off her trademark blond locks because her increasingly erratic Hollywood funnyman-boyfriend didn't like the feel of extensions?

But which blond bimbo could they be singling out? And who's her slightly hair-phobic masked funnyman? Sigh. These unanswerable questions are just making us feel dumb and dumber by the day…