Whodunit: Alcoholic Trainwreck Edition
"WHICH Oscar-winning actor has his friends worried?" asks today's Page Six. "His career's gone downhill since getting the gold statue and his drinking has increased tenfold. Now, he doesn't even try to hide his public drunkenness or his affairs."
But who could it be?
Let's put on our thinking caps and try to narrow it down! Possibly to a certain ambiguously gay someone, who followed up his mid-90's Academy Award winning performance with a slew of unwatchable family pictures.
Poor "Mystery Man." Who would have ever guessed that gratuitously long movies about gay cruises, and mentally retarded football players would have simultaneously ruin your career and fail to show you the money?
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