Well, it's barely 11am on a Monday morning, and we're already feeling overwhelmed by all the blind items being thrown at us. Between the weekend gossip columns and the early-week blitz, we're already up to our ears in closeted rock stars, bisexual sports legends and coke-addled leading men.
So, rather than speculate about which perky, Keds-peddling girlfriend is dating a rock-star with a boy fetish, we figured we'd leave all the idle guess-work up to you.
Have at it!
Which pretty-boy British import dismayed his date when she caught him with his hand on another fella's behind?
WHICH shaggy-haired rocker with a perky pop-star girlfriend has the nightclub circuit buzzing that he's been taking guys home with him late at night? . . . WHICH famous athlete isn't as interested in women as his fans believe? He has been able to keep his sexuality under wraps, but the question is for how much longer.
Which recently ballooned Hollywood actor should probably be slimmer, considering how well-catered his parties are with cocaine? There's a reason he needs two glass coffee tables in his hotel rooms.
We're giving you four meaty blind items to sink your teeth into, so be sure to hit us with your best shot!
Editorial Director
Shaggy hair rock star is probably John Mayer
i think the first one is Robbie Williams; i agree with Mark that it's John Mayer…i have no clue on the athlete and i think the last one is Tobey McQuire [sic?]…
1- ?
2- john mayer
3- ?
4- leo dicaprio
The first one might be Orlando Bloom (who's currently dating Kirsten Dunst), the second sounds like Cisco Adler/Mischa Barton, no clue about the athlete and the fatty leading man sounds like either Leo or Vince Vaughn
The shaggy-haired dude is definitely John Mayer. No way is he seriously dating Jessica, but she's just dumb enough to think so.
1. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, didn't 'bloodycunt' Johansson say he liked shoes more than her or her tits?
2. everybody says John Mayer, for some reason I wanna say Joel Madden
3. Everybody on the NFL
4. Vince Vaughn seems the obvious choice, Cause both Leo and Toby have slimed down their once rolly polly figures, I wish it were Tom Cruise, but given his devotion to the scifi cult it seems unlikely.
pardon me: slimmed not slimed, although…
I'm definatly thinking Orlando on the first one.
Joel Madden is a fantastic choice for the second but he and his pop tart are no longer. So I'll go with John Mayer.
Who knows on the athelete, maybe Andy Roddick .
The last one has to be Vince Vaughn.
Or I"ll choose Toby Maguire for all of them.
Lance Armstrong: gay athlete
I definitely second Lance and Orlando, probably gonna go with John Mayer, but can't decide between Leo/Tobey/Vince for the tubby coke fiend.
Hello, what about the Wilson brothers? The Buttermilk Stallion def has a rep for being both chubby and energetic…
I would go with:
1. Robbie Williams
2. John Mayer (that 'blind' item seems pretty specific)
3. I'd say Lance .. or, maybe perhaps Derek Jeter??
4. How about Val Kilmer? (wasn't he tagged as a beached whale recently?)
BTW, hello … been reading forever and finally put my .02 in ..
A different item (on Dlisted?) said that Clair Danes new boy is gay/bi and he's british. His name is Hugh Dancy.
2. Has to be Cisco Adler sonce Misha Barton has that deal w/Keds
I think the athlete is Tony Romo.
1. Orlando Bloom definitely! He recently broke up with Kate Bosworth, so it would make sense that he'd be dating.
2. John Mayer without a doubt. He's dating popstar Jessica Simpson and he has admitted to buying gayporn (www.rollingstone.com/news/story/11515443/john_mayer).
3. Vince Vaughn is getting bigger by the second. He looks like he just finished sniffing an eight-ball everytime they catch a picture of him.