Today's Whodunit has us pondering which living-legend actor ditched his girlfriend for a high-priced call girl, only to discover he was two blue pills short of actually consummating the affair.

So figure out which screen star has been hitting the bottle so hard he's had trouble hitting the sheets, and don't forget to send in your guesses.

Which living-legend actor, during a break from his long-term relationship a few years ago, paid a high-end yenta (who charges some clients up to $50,000) to set him up? The young lady was duly found, but, despite several dates, he was always too drunk by the end of the evening to consummate the relationship. "He would just lie on the bed and say, 'Squeeze hard!'" laughs the snitch.