It's time for another Tuesday lunchtime edition of Whodunit. Today's meaty installment has us wondering which rehabbing socialite ditched Fashion Week in favor of the Wonderland ranch, which celeb mom has been feeding her daughter's coke habit,* which singer has been upchucking all over town and which comedian isn't as in love with his wife as he would have us believe.
Think you know which engaged celebutante missed Dolce & Gabbana to hang with Brit, or which scary skinny "soulful singer" has butterflies in her stomach but no complex carbohydrates?
Send in your best guesses and let your peers sort through all the unsubstantiated gossip-mongering!
WHICH socialite was conspicuously absent from the front row during Fashion Week because she was in rehab? The bride-to-be went to a "special spa" to conquer her cocaine habit before the wedding . . . WHICH celebrity mom joins her daughter in snorting lines of cocaine? . . . WHICH soulful singer is bulimic? Friends are concerned the stress of having a new album is causing her to throw up her meals . . . WHICH funnyman is having an affair? His wife doesn't mind - she's got her money and her status to keep her company.
*Alright, fine. That one's obviously about Dakota Fanning.

Dakota has a coke habit? That's just stupid. So why don't you post the story about your daughter being hooked on crystal meth and working the corner of your street?
Asshole.
Dina Lohan, (duh), Joss Stone is the bulimic.
socialite===Lauren Davis, OBVY
I bet Demi Moore with Rumor and the coke. Joss Stone for bulimia. John Stewert for the comedian? But isn't he happyily married?
Chris Rock is the comedian.
THE COMEDIAN IS CHRIS ROCK iTS HIS WIFE
its chris rock, its a play off of his new movie "i think i love my wife".
the singer is joss stone.
not sure about the other two.
The socialite is Lauren Davis, of course. The comedian is Jerry Seinfeld — old news. The mother daughter is Dinsay Lohan. The barfing singer, I have no idea.
Amy Winehouse is bulemic
1. Lauren Davis
2. Dina Blohan
3. Joss Stone
4. At first, I thought Chris Rock, but jerry Seinfeld…hmmmmmm…intriguing.