Whodunit: 'Happy Endings Massages That Don't Involve John Travolta' Edition
Good morning all! Thank God it's Friday, and time for the very last blind item of this utterly exhausting week.
This one has us trying to guess which Hollywood fairy, (a "general nice dude and award-winning actor") has been requesting a special male-on-male hand rub at the Turkish baths.
From the looks of it, the well-endowed and extremely private mystery man (a.k.a. "Rusty Busty") is already out of the closet, so start thinking gay and gayer. Also, bear in mind that he's supposedly a good actor (so long, Carson Kressley!) and has a giant package, (better luck next time, Brandon Davis!)
Best of luck as always.
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Rupert Everett.
BTW, is it wrong that I'm still loving the Brandon Davis Has A Tiny Penis jokes?
Kevin Spacey? The part about fans knowing very little about him seems to ring true, plus the "award-winning" doesn't necessarily point to Rupert Everett.
Kevin Spacey. Every single clue applies perfectly. The first letter of each sentence might as well spell his name.
Sean Hayes? He won an Emmy, right? And I hear he's super-nice (he saved somebody's life, for Christ's sake). The man deserves a few happy endings.
Rupert Everett and Kevin Spacey: not so much.
The name "Rusty Busty" HAS to be a clue… Didn't Kevin Spacey star in "Roger Dodger?"
Nah, Ted's pseudonyms always rhyme because he is chronically drunk off his ass and finds it amusing.
I second (third?) Kevin Spacey, although not sure John Travolta is really out of the realm of possibility.
Is he suggesting Philip Seymour Hoffman?
"Busty Rusty" - Flawless (1999)?
"dude" - Reference to "The Big Lebowski"?
"fairy" - Reference to The Tooth Fairy of "Red Dragon"?
"gay and gayer" - Reference to his numerous gay roles?
"consistently unmarried" - Reference to a longterm unmarried relationship to the mother of his 2(?) children?
Academy Award, etc
How about BD Wong? He did say "veddy" which makes me think Asian. And BD Wong has won Tonys for various things, including the gayer than gay role in M. Butterfly. I know he's openly gay, as I'm sure most readers of Jossip, but it seems there are flyover states that see him doing his Law and Order gig and think, "Gee, what a nice Asian psychologist."
I'm thinking Neal Patrick Harris…
People at Jossip are very immature.