In today's slightly tardy edition of Whodunit, the Post and NYDN team up to hit us with a blind items bonanza, thereby ensuring that our daytime productivity plummets, and that we never actually get to those TPS reports sitting on our desk.

First, Gatecrasher has us wondering which opportunistic film "star" has been knocking boots with a happily married TV actress. Then Page Six tries to stump us with a miserly missus, a club who's clientele includes "cute Puerto Rican" thieves and a handsome married man has an insatiable appetite for men.

Think you know which adulterous wife is jeopardizing her (future) divorce settlement, or which radio personality's wife padlocks the fridge to protect her stash of Polly-O string cheese? If you think you've got the dirt, let us know Whodunit!

Full items after the jump.

Which young actor, currently hyping a film, has been looking cozy with a beautiful, married TV actress? They were spotted twice together in NYC last week. Wonder what her wealthy husband thinks about that.

WHICH wife of a radio personality is so paranoid and stingy, she padlocks the fridge to keep the help from stealing food? . . . WHICH club invited "a cute Puerto Rican guy" to come in off the street to join the weekly gay-night party? The coat check was left unattended and he soon exited with a Louis Vuitton bag and a Donna Karan raincoat . . . WHICH handsome bisexual married man has been spotted picking up guys at gay clubs to "spice up" what he calls his "six-year relationship" with another man?