Whodunit: ‘Oscar? I Hardly Know ‘Er!’ Edition

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Another day, another Whodunit. And today, Gatecrasher has us wondering which married but oh-so-rebellious Academy Award winner is having an affair with a lusty Latina, who may or may not look exactly like Beyonce.

So which unhappily married A-Lister is still looking for his “Dreamgirl?” Is it former Latina-loving (and occasional screenplay writer) Ben Affleck? Or how about the phone-throwing Gladiator, Russell Crowe? Or could it be Aussie heartbreaker turned family man, Heath Ledger?

If you think you know which Oscar winner (remember, that could mean anyone from Best Actor to Best Cinematographer) is having an interracial dalliance, give us your best guesses and let us know Whodunit!

Which married bad-boy Oscar winner has a bit on the side with an early-20s NYC Latina beauty, said to resemble Beyonce?

Apr 25, 2007 · Link · Respond
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No. 1 Kilgore Trout says:

Denzel Washington

Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm
No. 2 hilda says:

Keanu Reeves, anyone?

Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 4:36 pm
No. 3 lucky says:

Ben Affleck is the guy. He looks so unhappy and his wife is always saying how happy she is. She got pregnant to hook him and I don’t think he is that much into her.

Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 5:26 pm
No. 4 Janet says:

The first person that came to mind was Ben Affleck. If this is him hopefully Jennifer Garner will have the sense to leave him even though they have a child. If he is unhappy they should not be together. Jennifer’s career might be fine but Ben’s will be over if it isn’t already.

Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 8:11 pm
No. 5 ye olde yenta says:

heath won an oscar?
what for?
the sin eater?

Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 11:21 pm
No. 6 jasper says:

Angelina Jolie.

Posted: Apr 25, 2007 at 11:27 pm
No. 7 sexy mama says:

Sean Penn and Eve!!!!! duh

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 at 11:10 am
No. 8 sexy mama says:

Sean Penn and Eve!!!!! duh

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 at 11:11 am
No. 9 lucy says:

Eve is not Latina so I don’t think it’s Sean Penn and Eve

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 at 3:38 pm
No. 10 maggie says:

Gotta be russel crowe

Posted: Apr 26, 2007 at 6:02 pm
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