Today's widereaching Whodunit spans the realms of celebrity weeklies, billionaire bachelors and Hollywood madams turned celebutantes. And we can't think of a better way to spend this beautiful Monday morning than by digging into the private lives of our favorite "anonymous" boldfacers.

First, Gatecrasher has us wondering which Bonnie Fuller disciple responded to the Don Imus incident by proposing extreme makeovers for the infamous Rutger's women's bball team. Then, Page Six responds with an All-Billionaire's Edition, asking us which single billionaire has a yenta for a publicist, which divorcing billionaire isn't afraid to cry and which celebutard previously earned a living by matching billionaire clients with high-end hookers.

Think you know which fashion editrix isn't much of a WNBA fan? Any clue who's the tear-jerking Richie Rich? As always, send in your best guesses and let us know Whodunit!

Read the blind items in full, after the jump.

Which celebrity magazine fashion editor pitched a makeover of the Rutgers women's basketball team at an editorial meeting last week? The idea was not taken up.

Which divorced billionaire has his publicist double as a matchmaker? He has his rep seek out and then screen his dates to make sure everything's kosher . . . WHICH soon-to-be divorced billionaire is having a rough time splitting from his wife? He was recently seen leaving his psychiatrist's office in tears . . . WHICH celebutard has a secret madam past? Not only is she not as rich as she wants people to think, but when she first popped up on the radar, she was making money on the side by offering to fill billionaires' boats with girls who would have sex for cash.