Today's edition of Whodunit has us pondering which drunk and disorderly Englishman hid behind your grandmother's mink coat to avoid being dragged into a round of fisticuffs.

And while the "drunk" part of clue is of little help (did we mention the man in question is English?) the fact that he's a leading man certainly helps to narrow down the field. So have at it! Which boozy Brit was so afraid to come out of the closet he was reduced to spending the evening cowering under Burberry raincoats, and fraternizing with umbrellas and galoshes?

If you think you know the identity of this intoxicated U.K. pacifist, send in your best guesses and let us know Whodunit!

Which handsome (and drunk) British leading man was recently reduced to hiding behind the coat rack at Soho House in London to evade a fellow guest who was trying to pick a fight?