In today's very special Whodunit, we leave behind the world of celebrity to instead focus our energies on minor book authors. Particularly of the 'Chick-lit" variety. Because today, the Land of the Blind has us trying to figure out which hard partying chick-lit scribe had a boot and rally at the local church one Sunday.
Naturally, we think it was plagiarizing Harvard vixen Kaavya Viswanathan who come down with a case of the voms, but we're happy to entertain any other candidates who you think may have confused "pew" with "spew." As always, we look forward to your guesses, so if you think you've figured out the bookish broad, let us know Whodunit!
Which chick-lit author was so hung over after a Saturday night on the town that she vomited into her jacket sleeve at church the next day?

It was probably that horrible Candace Bushnell. She made quite an ass of herself down here in KY last year at a Women's Writers Conference. Said anyone who wanted a career in writing should leave KY so they can get some real life experience. We'll have to remember to tell that to Wendell Berry, Frank X Walker, Bobbie Ann Mason and Kim Edwards.