The arrest of Richard Quest didn't just reveal the CNN anchor was holding (he volunteered to cops he was holding a baggy of meth), but also that he had a rope around his neck tied to his genitals, and a big 'ole dong in his boot, because WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU KEEP IT?

The New York Post says "It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for," so let's clear things up for you, and share exactly why someone might wear a rope tied like this (possibly NSFW) …

Because their master told them to.