Why Jamie Lynn Spears Will Get F'd in the A by the Tabloid Press
 

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You know what you get when you're a celebrity and you sign an exclusive deal with a tabloid? Bad karma from the rest of the magazines.

Jamie Lynn Spears, who signed a $1 million exclusive deal with OK! for her pregnancy story and pics, is getting stabbed by Star with a dramatic cover story exclaiming, "Delivery Room Drama!" Since Spears is prohibited from playing ball with the other celeb weeklies, there's only one thing Star can do: deliver one piece of bad news after another. If only Spears hadn't signed with OK!, she could've scored some protection.

According to the Star, docs wanted a C-section, but Spears wanted a natural pregnancy, but when she began pushing the baby's heart rate kept dropping. And! The umbilical cord was too short and was wrapped around baby Maddie Briann's neck, forcing docs to snip the cord while the baby was still inside her mother. Ew! And then new dad Casey Aldridge fainted! Add to add to the drama? Lynn Spears, Maddie's grandma, wants a DNA test right away because she doesn't believe Aldridge is the father.

After reading all this, think how this story could have been spun: New mother Jamie Lynn and baby Maddie Briann are resting comfortably after a problem-free delivery. Family and friends were at the hospital to wish the new mother well, and glowing grandma Lynn Spears was seen hugging new father Casey.

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Comments (6)

No. 1 · Sarah Tiponbalum

Heloooooooo

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 12:01 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Taylor

hAha star!
i swear they make up so much shit.

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 6:40 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · jls supporter

lmao
casey passed out?
& the cord was wrapped around the baby's neck
haha sorry but this is too funny!

btw this is ALL FAKE

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 7:58 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · bitemebitch

well, she learned from the master (or mistress!) the princess of B.S. herself, Britney! i guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree! it's a family affair……

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 12:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · celebaddict

Trashy headlines sell more magazines than truthful ones I guess!

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 8:58 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Alexandra

omfg i found out jamie lyn spears wants ANOTHER baby her life is falling apart so is miely Cyrus

Posted: Jul 20, 2008 at 11:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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