From self-declared humorist Dave Barry's blog:

There's a horse farm near us, and every morning the horses hold a meeting. They all gather in one spot on the pasture and form a circle, heads facing in, and they stay that way for a long time. I assume they're going over the day's schedule. ("OK, we're going to eat, poop, and swish our tails. Everybody got that?" "Wait, what was number two again?")

Which is exactly how things work around here at the Jossip news stable!

Except replace the word "meeting" with "talk about our raging hangovers," the words "swish our tails" with "write cranky insights about our lives" and the word "poop" with "our synopsis of Jon Friedman's latest column."