Yesterday, we found ourselves uncharacteristically in agreement with—or at least on the same side as—pot-stirring loudmouth, Christopher Hitchens. Today, not so much.

At a Monday lunch sponsored by the American Society of Magazine Editors, Vanity Fair columnist Christopher Hitchens did what everyone seemed to expect, even hope, he would do: He insulted everyone in the room — many of whom made him a finalist for their Ellie award this year, some of whom dole out his paychecks. He compared the unanimous vote for ASME's new officers to that of North Korea's, and, asked about reaction to his arguing that women aren't funny, replied that he'd heard from plenty of "humorless bitches."

Yep, there's nothing like starting out your day with a piping hot mug of (hazelnut!) coffee, an egg and cheese breakfast sandwich in hand and VF blowhard Christopher Hitchens calling your mom a "humorless bitch," and referring to Anna Nicole Smith as "that fat slut who died."

Welcome back, Hitch.