Entertainment Tonight was drooling over its weekend scoop that Vanity Fair had pried Miley Cryus' top off for Annie Leibovitz's camera, airing promo spots about the June Vanity Fair that would feature Disney's cash machine in the semi-buff, from behind.

Parents hitting the blogs have called foul; some are labeling the whore affair child porn.

For its part, Miley's corporate parent is blaming Graydon Carter's book: "Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines," said a Disney spokesperson.

And while Conde Nast fends off the second unwanted scandal – that dares disprove the "all press is good press" mantra – following Vogue's race-baiting Giselse-LeBron cover, the CBS tabloid show also finds itself in familiar surroundings.

While it doesn't have a two-timer rehab host to deal with, Entertainment Tonight does arrive fresh off February's Heath Ledger scandal, when it nearly aired the $200,000 footage of Heath snorting coke at a 2006 SAG Awards after party — and nearly lost access to a whole roster of celebs when Hollywood turned up its nose.

And with that footage now at the center of former People staffer's lawsuit, claiming she was set up by paparazzi agency Splash news, Entertainment Tonight now finds itself airing "exclusive" near-child porn. Major scoop!