Wonkette Gets Mugged Despite Totally Rad Tat
“Dude, that tattoo is sick.”
“Dude, I know. It’s actually totally tribal and stuff.”
“It must be like a total chick magnet. It makes you look so tough.”
“You know it. Except I got mugged last week.”
“No, dude. How could you get mugged with such a bitchin' tattoo?”
“Aw, man, I didn’t get a chance to show it to him. I’m sure if I did, he would have never taken my $80.”
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