Is it just me, or is Woody Allen's UES home a little bit…WASPy? It looks like the type of place owned by Diane Keaton's family in Annie Hall, instead of the "under the Cyclone" Brooklyn feel of Woody's own childhood. But whatevs, when Architectural Digest gives you a tour of one of New York's most famous iconoclasts, you don't complain.

You just look for all the creepy pedophile stuff. See if you can spot it in this picture:

"He enjoys the Co. of women." Indeed, Soon-Yi, he does.