The NYT pulls the rug out from underneath New York's much written about highly mysterious "Post vs. Daily News" rivalry!

In New York City, the Daily News and the Post have long sparred with promotions, games and articles belittling each other, in a contest that often seems as much a reflection of their executives' egos as any business strategy.

Wait, you mean all that back and forth cattiness is really just a pissing contest between the tabloids' two publishers?

Finally, it all makes sense!