You forgot the lady-powered WOWoWOW.com launched over the weekend? Shame! Now you’re going to have to spend your morning catching up on the items you missed.

Like Leslie Stahl’s cat burglary (they found the alleged culprit!), Lilly Tomlin reprinting a 1943 magazine article aimed at men hiring women, and a call-and-response session about which four women you’d like to see adorn Mt. Rushmore.

Ahem. Sorry for needlessly sounding the alarm.