Today in the Land of the Sort-Of Blind, Ben Widdicombe tantalizes us with a teaser about a certain anonymous celeb weekly that's short on profits (and, presumably, also on readers). Naturally, we're stumped (Kidding! It's totally Cocktail) so we figured we'd put this one up to a vote.

So which glossy is so broke it can't even afford to go to the free clinic? Which tab needs to take out a second mortgage just to pay its Wireimage bill? Who's about to get their celeb weekly ass kicked by the thugs consummate professionals over at x17 Patrick McMullen?

If you think you know the answer, vote below! And if you don't, just pick whichever mag you hate the most.