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You Knew This Was Coming: Susan Boyle XXX

After Britain's Got Talent contestant and YouTube sensation Susan Boyle wowed the world with her ability to be conventionally unattractive and still be good at singing (because those two things are correlated?) the frumpy 49-year old virgin is being hit with a ton of offers. She is like Michael Phelps, but without the bong hits. So it was only a matter of time before a company decided to cash in on Boyle's publicity by offering her a lot of money…to be in their porn.

See what Kick Ass Productions did there? Set up an entire website for something that will never happen (much like the Octomom porn) and then sit back and watch the traffic skyrocket for a headline that reads "Susan Boyle Does a Porn (Maybe)." Chances are, Boyle will never even see this site, and has never been contacted by these people. But just associating their adult films with a recent phenomena is the oldest trick in the book. Although who would ever pay to see Boyle lose her virginity on camera is another story alltogether.

Comments (2)
No. 1 · jrmunchkin

LMAO! that's sick!!….but im pretty sure people will watch! i watched her full performance after hearing about it on tv (but at that time they didn't show the whole thing…just Simon giving his opinion about her talent) she caught me by surprise! if they had a tv show about transforming her into a hot babe then i'll definitely watch! *hint*Hint* in case you didnt watch her singing you really should! listen first before you judge her!

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Rhonda

You can't tell a book by it's cover. I particularly liked the girl that was eye-rolling before she started to sing. Snotty little girl, got her come uppance. It was amazing!

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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