Just so we're clear: Mayor Michael Bloomberg's "four to a car" MTA crisis plan stipulates that – should MTA workers strike and effectively render subways and buses offline – you must have at least four people in a car to enter Manhattan below 96th Street. But once you're on the island, feel free to dump the corpses off at the nearest loading dock.

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