Your Local Banana Man Is Just A Few Steps Removed From Terrorism
This Shit Is Bananas

bananagrabber3.JPG

In news that should make you feel guilty every time you eat a banana, 400 Colombian families have sued Chiquita Banana for $7.86 billion for the "torture and murder" of their loved ones.

In a plea agreement, Chiquita admitted it made “protection payments” to Autodefensas Unidas de Colombia (AUC), which was named a terrorist by the United States in 2002.

According to the suit, when a couple refused to sell their banana farm, they were killed by the AUC. Other victims had been forced to sell their bananas only to Chiquita.

And to think, we just bought a Chiquita banana for a quarter. Must good deals always come tainted with blood?

Nov 15, 2007 · posted by rebecca · Link · 1 Response
Related Posts

  • No related posts found.
  • Comments (1)

    No. 1 Jordan says:

    There is a banana out there that is ok! actually its an oké banana. check out http://www.okeusa.com.

    Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 11:36 am
    Leave a Comment

    It's easier to leave comments when you register for an account. It's quick.

    Already have an account? Then log in!

    Scroll Posts