
Were it not for her ability to actually sing, you might already mistake Amy Winehouse for Lindsay Lohan: the all-night partying, reports of coke use (abuse?), man troubles. Now, they're becoming virtually indistinguishable: Just like Lindsay papa Michael, Amy's dad Mitch is scouting for his 15 minutes.
He's talking to the BBC about how he cheated on his wife and Amy's mother, Janis, with a co-worker shortly after the birth of his daughter – he ended up marrying that co-worker, Jane – and how he's to blame for all of his daughter's troubles, going so far to claim her song "What It Is About Men" is about him. (Okay, it is.)
Mitch, who's gone to bat with the press for his daughter before, now gets bonus points for predicting the future: "She could die horribly," he says.

When are celebrities and their families going to realize that knowing their personal problems is MORE than we need or want to know.