• Matthew Perry gets a shot at appearing on two different channels. Well, we're just glad he's not doing a show called Chandler. [NYDN]

• In an attempt to stop alienating her non-emaciated fans, Lindsay Lohan lies and says that curves are sexy. [M&C]

• Mayor Bloomberg gets just a little too excited over the prospect of looking down Scarlett Johansson's shirt. She's all like, "look, dude, I don't have time to hit on you. Do you know anything about acting? It's like, hard."

• Kate Bosworth (not Kate Moss as TMZ reported) was on her way to the Zac Posen show, when the zipper on her dress broke. And, uh, she was wearing Zac Posen. [Lowdown]

• Can you feel the NYU chairmen drooling? Please Tufts, take the money from Tisch now before purple flag domination. [Page Six]

• Katie Couric confides in Regis Philbin: we're going to make CBS about, like, the news. [Lowdown]