Ever wondered what it would be like to get hit on by Zach Braff? Why not find out for yourself!
Simply hop onto the 6 train, get off at Astor Place and head to the nearest NYU dive bar. Once there, it’s practically a given that the notoriously awkward pick-up artist will attempt to “woo” you, assuming you have a working pair of mammary glands.
So order yourself a cheap, watered down cocktail, park your ass at the bar and wait for the socially inept pick-up artist to strike with the cultivated full-body grope, or such winning lines as, “You have nice breasts.”
Because, as Radar reports, that whole sensitive-guy image Braff cultivated is pretty much a load of crap.
One friend of Braff’s from before [Garden State] remembers the actor drawing up a list of all the actresses he intended to bed once the movie came out.
But don’t let any of that stop you!
It’s already Happy Hour down on Macdougal street, and you know what that means. Well-drinks are two for the price of one, bottles of beer are $3, tequila shots are $2.50, and the opportunity to shatter the overinflated ego of a washed-up sitcom star?
Now, that’s priceless.
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