Zelnik Deserves A Gold Star: Lohan's 'Dehydration' Lumped In With Dying Cows

Lindsay Lohan

What's an article about California's heat wave doing on a site like Jossip? Oh nothing much. We're just fulfilling our moral duty to remind you that some folks – outside of Manhattan, even – are suffering from whatever the hell Al Gore's been complaining about. The morgue is pilling up with these three-digit temperatures. Old people are dying. Strawberries are dying. Cows are dying!

Oh, and what's this, mixed in there with all that morbid heat-related news?

Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was overcome by the heat while filming a movie in 105-degree weather on Tuesday and treated at a hospital for overheating and dehydration, publicist Leslie Sloan Zelnick told “The Insider” entertainment show.

Say what you will about uber publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik, but that girl got client Lindsay Lohan's latest bout of hospitalization roped in there with melting cows — rather than a more a suitable story about celebrities and substance abuse. Genius.

(And already Lindsay's bounced back.)

California heat wave blamed in up to 90 deaths [AP]
Earlier: Breaking: Lindsay Lohan Dehydrates Again — Zelnik Doesn't Even Try to Use Asthma Attack Excuse
Related: All Leslie Sloane Zelnik coverage

Jul 28, 2006 · posted by David Hauslaib, Jossip · Link · Respond
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    No. 1 Clisted says:

    What does this have to do with NYC? She is so boring….

    Posted: Jul 28, 2006 at 6:22 am
    No. 2 anon says:

    how much does Lohan pay her publicist is what I want to know

    Posted: Jul 31, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    No. 3 Jody says:

    lindsey going to alcoholics anonymous meetings is just that… ANONYMOUS!!!! As a proud member of it myself I find it truly STUPID that LESLIE SLOANE WOULD BREAK ANONYMITY!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!

    Posted: Dec 1, 2006 at 10:38 pm
    No. 4 Tori says:

    Please quit making excuses for Lindsay Lohan! She has a bad work ethic. She is much more interested in partying and taking drugs than working. She may be attending AA according to Leslie Sloane Zelnik, however her antics night before last at the GQ Men of the Year Awards when she had a bratty temper tantrum over her ex-assistant who Jessica Biel had brought with her. Lohan is a laughing stock and nobody takes the fugly skank seriously any more.

    Posted: Dec 2, 2006 at 6:02 pm
    No. 5 Tori says:

    Please excuse the incoherence of some of my statement above. I meant to say that her antics at the GQ Men of the Year Awards was brought on by too much champagne even though Zelnik claims she is attending AA meetings. Even though my post was incoherent it was nothing compared to her rambling letter of condolence to Robert Altman's family. Yes, it was nice that she took the time to do so, however if she is so illiterate, she seriously needs to be smart enough to let her publicist proofread everything she sents out to avoid everyone finding out how stupid and careless she really is.

    Posted: Dec 2, 2006 at 6:39 pm
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